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Archive for February 2008

KOTA ROMANTIS DUNIA


H.O.L.L.A.N.D
Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies

I.T.A.L.Y.
I Trust And Love You

L.I.B.Y.A.
Love Is Beautiful ; You Also

F.R.A.N.C.E.
Friendships Remain And Never Can End

C.H.I.N.A.
Come Here….. I Need Affection

B.U.R.M.A.
Between Us, Remember Me Always

N.E.P.A.L.
Never Ever Part As Lovers

I.N.D.I.A.
I Nearly Died In Adoration

K.E.N.Y.A
Keep Everything Nice, Yet Arousing

C.A.N.A.D.A.
Cute And Naughty Action that developed into attraction

K.O.R.E.A.
Keep Optimistic Regardless of Every adversity

E.G.Y.P.T.
Everything’s Great, You Pretty Thing !

M.A.N.I.L.A.
May All Nights Inspire Love Always

P.E.R.U.
Phorget (Forget) Everyone… Remember Us

T.H.A.I.L.A.N.D.
Totally Happy, Always In Love And Never Dull

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Disini saya tidak akan membahas masalah bagaimana membuat koneksi dari PHP ke basis data Interbase,, tetapi lebih ke bagaimana membuat PHP kita bisa terkoneksi dengan Interbase dalam Windows environment. Berikut langkah – langkahnya :

  1. Install Firebird server. Otomatis nanti di C:WindowsSystem32 akan ada file gds32.dll.
  2. Copy file php_interbase.dll dari direktori ext php ke C:WindowsSystem32.
  3. Copy libeay32.dll dan ssleay32.dll dari direktori php ke C:WindowsSystem32.
  4. Edit file php.ini, un-comment baris extension=php_interbase.dll (hapus tanda ‘;’ untuk baris tersebut).
  5. Restart apache webserver.

Another one got caught today, it’s all over the papers. “Teenager Arrested in Computer Crime Scandal”, “Hacker Arrested after Bank Tampering”…Damn kids. They’re all alike.But did you, in your three-piece psychology and 1950’s technobrain, ever take a look behind the eyes of the hacker? Did you ever wonder what made him tick, what forces shaped him, what may have molded him?

I am a hacker, enter my world…

Mine is a world that begins with school… I’m smarter than most of the other kids, this crap they teach us bores me…

Damn underachiever. They’re all alike.

I’m in junior high or high school. I’ve listened to teachers explain for the fifteenth time how to reduce a fraction. I understand it. “No, Ms. Smith, I didn’t show my work. I did it in my head…”

Damn kid. Probably copied it. They’re all alike.

I made a discovery today. I found a computer. Wait a second, this is cool. It does what I want it to. If it makes a mistake, it’s because I screwed it up. Not because it doesn’t like me… Or feels threatened by me.. Or thinks I’m a smart ass.. Or doesn’t like teaching and shouldn’t be here…

Damn kid. All he does is play games. They’re all alike.

And then it happened… a door opened to a world… rushing through the phone line like heroin through an addict’s veins, an electronic pulse is sent out, a refuge from the day-to-day incompetencies is sought… a board is found. “This is it… this is where I belong…” I know everyone here… even if I’ve never met them, never talked to them, may never hear from them again… I know you all…

Damn kid. Tying up the phone line again. They’re all alike…

You bet your ass we’re all alike… we’ve been spoon-fed baby food at school when we hungered for steak… the bits of meat that you did let slip through were pre-chewed and tasteless. We’ve been dominated by sadists, or ignored by the apathetic. The few that had something to teach found us willing pupils, but those few are like drops of water in the desert.

This is our world now… the world of the electron and the switch, the beauty of the baud. We make use of a service already existing without paying for what could be dirt-cheap if it wasn’t run by profiteering gluttons, and you call us criminals. We explore… and you call us criminals. We seek after knowledge… and you call us criminals. We exist without skin color, without nationality, without religious bias… and you call us criminals. You build atomic bombs, you wage wars, you murder, cheat, and lie to us and try to make us believe it’s for our own good, yet we’re the criminals.

Yes, I am a criminal. My crime is that of curiosity. My crime is that of judging people by what they say and think, not what they look like. My crime is that of outsmarting you, something that you will never forgive me for.

I am a hacker, and this is my manifesto. You may stop this individual, but you can’t stop us all… after all, we’re all alike.

Akhirnya,, aku dapatkan juga sms – sms untuk menyambut hari Valentine besok 😀 hari yang penuh cinta :

What the heart gives away is never gone, but kept in the hearts of others, from dusk to dawn. Love you from the core of my heart.Be my Valentine.

If a purfumed rose touches your face, if your mobile dances on a nice tone. Remember it’s me trying to say you : “Happy Valentine’s Day”

Tears can sometimes be more special than smiles…
For smiles can be given to any one…
But tears are only shed for people we love!
Happy Valentine”s Day !

There are Tulips in my garden, there are Tulips in the park,
but nothing is more be beautiful than our two lips meeting in the dark!

—;-<@
—;-<@
—;-<@
Roses exclusively from a nice person…
“U”
From a simple person…
“ME”
Keep roses until they dry…
Keep my love until I die…
Happy Valentine”s Day !

I would cross a thousand oceans just to hold you tight,
I would climb a thousand mountains just to be with you,
Without you life seems to be boring,
You came and filled my life with lots of happiness
Love you very very much. Happy Valentine’s Day

Here is my Heart,
it is yours so take it,
Treat it gently,
please do not break it.
Its full of love thats good and true,
So please keep it always close to u. Happy Valentine’s Day!

Frndship is a promise spoken by d heart, it is not given by pledge, it is not written on paper, it is a promise renewed every time. Happy Valantine’s Day.


Happy Valentine’s Day 😀

Nidji – Jangan Lupakan

Ku berjalan terus tanpa henti
dan dia pun kini telah pergi
Ku berdoa di tengah
indahnya dunia
Ku berdoa untuk dia yang kurindukan

Memohon untuk tetap tinggal
dan jangan engkau pergi lagi
Berselimut di tengah dingin dunia
Berselimut dengan dia yang kurindukan

would it be nice to hold you ..
would it be nice to take you home..
would it be nice to kiss you..

memohon untuk tetap tinggal
dan jangan engkau pergi lagi
bernyanyilah na na na na na
bernyanyilah untuk dia yang kurindukan

would it be nice to hold you ..
would it be nice to take you home ..
would it be nice to kiss you..

jangan pernah lupakan aku
jangan hilangkan diriku
jangan pernah lupakan aku
jangan hilangkan diriku
jangan pernah lupakan aku
jangan pergi dari aku

 

Lagu yang lumayan nyaman di dengar dan melodius 😛

Beberapa saat yang lalu, aku membuat script untuk meresize image dalam jumlah besar (dan ukuran filenya ada yang mencapai 2Mb!!). Script sudah jadi dan bisa berjalan,, hanya saja ketika mencoba meresize file yang berukuran > 1 Mb ternyata muncul error:

Fatal error: Allowed memory size of 8388608 bytes exhausted (tried to
allocate 7272 bytes)

#-O akhirnya aku check di php.ini,, dan ternyata masalahnya (sepikiranku) itu ada disini

max_execution_time = 30 ; Maximum execution time of each script, in seconds
max_input_time = 60 ; Maximum amount of time each script may spend parsing request data
memory_limit = 32M ; Maximum amount of memory a script may consume (8MB)

Kemudian aku ganti saja memory_limit = 128M, dan ternyata resizing image bisa berjalan dengan baik untuk file – file yang berukuran besar (> 1 Mb) :->

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Mungkin diantara kita sudah sering sekali mendengar kata ‘Jiraya‘ (mengingatkan aku pada film ninja ‘Jiraiya’ yang dulu sering diputar di Indosiar waktu aku keci dulu) dan sekarang Jiraiya juga kembali ngetop oleh Masashi dalam manga Naruto. Jiraiya (yang artinya ‘young thunder‘) merupakan cerita rakyat Jepang yang berjudul “Jiraiya Goketsu Monogatari“. Jiraiya ini merupakan seorang ninja yang mempunyai ilmu berubah menjadi katak raksasa yang jatuh cinta kepada puteri cantik Tsunade-yang mempunyai ilmu berubah menjadi siput. Musuhnya adalah Orochimaru, seorang ninja juga yang mempunyai ilmu untuk berubah menjadi seekor ular. Cerita rakyat ini yang nampaknya diadaptasi ke dalam cerita Naruto dimana ninja – ninja tersebut merupakan ninja yang legendaris di Konoha dengan gelar Sannin.

photos by :nipocultura